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1) The singular boring question: What is your name?
Laura (Rachel Cohen, Chavah Fagel) Shapiro
(2) If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? David (Michael or Benjamin)
(3) Would you name a child of yours after you? No. Its not a very Jewish thing to do
(4) If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? No.
(5) What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? Uhm… Chapiro.
(6) If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No. Its Madonna Ciccone and Roseanne Barr, BTW.
HUMOR
(13) How easy is it to make you laugh? Depends. I laugh at inappropriate times
(14) What person you know makes you laugh the most? Ah… I’ll say mom, because she’s frickin’ hilarious when she has those “senile moments”.
(17) What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Vaafles, Fontains, Why Chinese, Bird Watching, Boird
(18) What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? Uhm… “I’m not a dowg! I’m a boird! [hands up]”
(19) Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Why not?
(20) What is/are the worst song(s) you have ever heard? Oooh, tough one. Some form of pop---that Avril Lavigne song about a bridge or something….
(21) What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Oh, I dunno. A love song (I want to be in love already)
(22) What song(s) are constantly in your head? Anything good.
(24) If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Oooh… tough one… oh! “Running out of Angels” – Elvis Costello. Or “The end of the world [as we know it]” – REM, “Pale blue eyes” – Velvet Underground, “I need to know” – Goldinger, “Life in a nutshell” – BNL, “Blackbird” –Beatles (I know its not a love song)
(25) If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used?
We’ll, if we’re speaking of my current crush, anything would sound good from her lovely voice.
MOVIES
(26) What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Uhm… uhm… I dunno
(27) Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? American Pie 2 beats the crap out of 1
(28) Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Han and/or Leia
(29) What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Fractured timelines-memento!
(30) What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Air Bud types
FOOD
(31) When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Taste
(32) What's your favorite kind of cheese? Non applicable
(33) What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? Fuck
(34) If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, etc., would you still eat it? Shh. Don’t tell me these things. I scar easy
(35) Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? No
THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES
(41) Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? Yes
(42) What do you love most about the other gender? No. Okay, they have nice hair, are easy to talk to, and make me feel better about myself.
(43) What do you dislike most about the other gender? Their sex organs.
(44) What do you understand least about the other gender? Everything. Their appeal. I dunno.
NUMBERS
(58) Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Maybe. Only in Math class.
(59) Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc.? Multiple infinities confuse me. Imaginary numbers need a new name.
(60) What do you think of pi? Cherry=Pi Delicious, Apple=Pie Are Too. (Circumfrence=Pi diameter, Area=Pi Radius Squared)
LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT
(61) Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title ? All what?
(62) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? If it were a girl, then maybe. For the experience
(63) Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? knowledge is power. I’m butch.
(64) Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? It’d be scarier if they had my name. Damn you, Laura Prepon.
(65) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Fuck you. Stop being homophobic
(66) What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? What opinion? I’ve never fucking had sex.
(67) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? No. Maybe, hold on… no.
(68) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Who gives a fuck and a half? (BTW, I think most lesbians would hate me.
(68.1) Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Maybe… I’d need to HAVE SEX FIRST.
(70) Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? No. You perverts.
Where have all the questions gone long time passing?
HOLIDAYS
(76) Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Yes. I hate you damn boring Christians. Kidding.
(77) How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? 27.
(78) What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Dr. Evil. Or, you know… no. Dr. Evil.
(79) What was the worst Halloween costume you ever had? The princess or whatever.
(80) What holiday do you think has still managed to retain its original meaning? Passover.
(81) There are currently no federal holidays during August- what should be put there? Moms b-day. Or summat.
MEMORIES
(82) How good is your short-term memory? Depends. Song lyrics yes.
(83) How good is your long-term memory? Eh.
(84) What is your earliest memory? The baby coming home from the hospital
(85) What is your happiest memory? Probably… uhm… I don’t rightly know.
(86) What is your strangest memory? See 83.
(87) What song, movie, etc. do you wish you could memorize? Fight Club, Amelie (I can’t speak French), BIAC (almost there)
TEARS
(88) What movie makes/made you cry? A lot of things.
(89) What book makes/made you cry? The Amber Spyglass, a prayer for Owen Meany.
(90) What song makes/made you cry? I’ll cover you reprise.
(91) What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? Your mom does.
THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS
(92) Would you like to be cloned? no
(93) Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? no
(94) Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? I’ll eat you…
THIS SURVEY
(95) Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? No.
(96) Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? Shut up.
(97) Are you sorry you began filling it out? enough
(98) What question do you wish it had asked? Eat me.
(99) How would you have answered it? Okay
THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS
(100) When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Dunno,
(101) What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I want you. I want you so bad its driving me mad its driving me mad.


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