Rap

Okay, I've decided an opinion on rap. I'll respect rappers a lot more when they start writing the catchy bits in the background themselves. If they do, that's cool.
See, because in rock I really only respect it when people write their own songs. An occasional cover is alright, but I have no respect for tribute bands. Tribute bands are just unispired stalkers with instruments. And while I do have at least... hold on... 8 rap songs on my computer (Some things by Eminem, that song from Tony Hawk [wash your hands], In Da Club, Rappers Delight, Baby Got Back...), I still obviously prefer rock and cheesy 80s pop (as I have 1196 songs total on my computer).
I'm not a hater. Word. (Okay, I'll shut up now)

Dumb stuff

I made up a few dumb comedy things when I was bored. Here they are.

You know what’s a really stupid thing? Fucking cunt awareness movements.
If you look at the people who run this shit, you can be positive that they’re very aware of the cunts around them. Although to look at them, you can’t be sure if they have one. They might be a trucker.
But seriously, the world is a fucked up place when people proudly refer to themselves by their genitalia. I know they’re just trying to reclaim the word, like black people did with “nigger” (or “nigga”, as the case may be). But at the rate the world’s going, I’m just waiting for the next rap song that has the line “I’m a nigga cock, yo.” Especially if its sung by Eminem.

A guy came up to me and said “I just got yuhcoxhite.” So I asked “What’s yuhcoxhite?” He said “12 inches, baby!” So I punched him.

What if you’ve just seen Chicago, right? And then you go around singing the press conference song, where it goes “the gun, the gun, the gun, the gun” and so forth. You think you’d be put in an institution?

Chuck-like

This thing I wrote--I know with some editing it could sound like a Chuck Palahnuik chapter. I just need to work on it.

This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friends. Some people started singing it not knowing what it was. And they’ll continue singing it forever, just because this is the song that doesn’t end.
And so on, and so forth. Forever. Everyone’s felt that pointless and redundant at some point, but they tell themselves that they’ll be okay later.
Well, they wont be. The song that doesn’t end is life. And it continues forever.