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I've mentioned wanting to be Seaweed when I grow up?
Well, I'm Link instead. Except without the teen idol factor. No, I'm white and in his range. That sucks. I mean, yeah, gets protagonist, but hello, doesn't get my darling Penny.
I need standards.

TWO DAYS, BABY!

Tralala

Know what I just realized? One of the chicks I like at camp is named Kate, so if the situation ever arose, I could say "Kiss me, Kate!"

I wish I was black, sometimes.
Mom would hate me doing that, because she'd prefer it if I had the easiest life possible, which for her means WASP male in Oregon (so he can go to college).