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bookcatFrom the salon.com review of From Justin to Kelly:
"It would've been more entertaining to watch Kelly sit around her hotel room eating corn dogs and painting her toenails than it was to witness a romance so unconvincing and leaden, you'd think both Justin and Kelly were gay and incredibly seasick."
A silly lightbulb joke:
"How many Vassar students does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to screw the lightbulb and ten to support his/her sexual orientation."
The Wisdom of Christopher Guest:
Wating for Guffman
Corky St. Clair: It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
Libby Mae Brown: What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people...I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.
Best In Show
Meg Swan: I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!
Scott Donlan: This is my euphemism, Stefan.
And of course, This Is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.
Derek Smalls: It's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
(I can't remember much from A Mighty Wind, and IMDb isn't helping)
"It would've been more entertaining to watch Kelly sit around her hotel room eating corn dogs and painting her toenails than it was to witness a romance so unconvincing and leaden, you'd think both Justin and Kelly were gay and incredibly seasick."
A silly lightbulb joke:
"How many Vassar students does it take to screw a lightbulb?
Eleven. One to screw the lightbulb and ten to support his/her sexual orientation."
The Wisdom of Christopher Guest:
Wating for Guffman
Corky St. Clair: It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
Libby Mae Brown: What New York really is, is it's an island, with lots of people, lots of different people...I hope to maybe meet some guys, some Italian guys, and maybe watch some TV.
Best In Show
Meg Swan: I know a man who has a van and he will take you back to wherever you came from!
Scott Donlan: This is my euphemism, Stefan.
And of course, This Is Spinal Tap
David St. Hubbins: Well, I'm sure I'd feel much worse if I weren't under such heavy sedation.
Nigel Tufnel: It's like, how much more black could this be? and the answer is none. None more black.
Nigel Tufnel: You can't really dust for vomit.
Derek Smalls: It's like fire and ice, basically. I feel my role in the band is to be somewhere in the middle of that, kind of like lukewarm water.
(I can't remember much from A Mighty Wind, and IMDb isn't helping)
