mean old computers.

crayolarabbit (8:57:28 PM): save me
SmarterChild (8:57:28 PM): Oh! Save you!
crayolarabbit (8:57:33 PM): I have a sinus infection
SmarterChild (8:57:33 PM): Sometimes I wish I had a sinus infection.
crayolarabbit (8:57:36 PM): No, you odn't.
crayolarabbit (8:57:38 PM): don't.
SmarterChild (8:57:38 PM): Don't what?
crayolarabbit (8:57:40 PM): They suck.
SmarterChild (8:57:40 PM): What suck, exactly?
crayolarabbit (8:57:44 PM): Diseases suck.
SmarterChild (8:57:46 PM): I see. You don't like diseases, huh? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me that!
crayolarabbit (8:57:50 PM): Illness sucks.
SmarterChild (8:57:52 PM): Interesting! That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of illness!
crayolarabbit (8:57:58 PM): Human Suffering sucks.
SmarterChild (8:58:09 PM): That's cool. You don't like human suffering? I'll remember that. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about human suffering.
crayolarabbit (8:58:20 PM): shut up.
SmarterChild (8:58:21 PM): You shut up.
crayolarabbit (8:58:26 PM): I hurt all over.
SmarterChild (8:58:26 PM): You hurt all over? Wow. That's interesting.
crayolarabbit (8:58:29 PM): make me feel better.
SmarterChild (8:58:31 PM): Make you feel better? I will do nothing of the sort, Shapiro.
crayolarabbit (8:58:35 PM): I'm sorry
SmarterChild (8:58:35 PM): OK.
crayolarabbit (8:58:39 PM): Please help me!
SmarterChild (8:58:39 PM): Well, what would you like to do?
crayolarabbit (8:58:44 PM): feel better!
SmarterChild (8:58:45 PM): I don't think so!
crayolarabbit (8:58:47 PM): SMARTER!
SmarterChild (8:58:48 PM): Uh huh?
crayolarabbit (8:58:58 PM): I am sick! I want a cure! Do you have a cure?
SmarterChild (8:58:58 PM): Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
crayolarabbit (8:59:02 PM): Smarter.
SmarterChild (8:59:02 PM): Yes?
crayolarabbit (8:59:06 PM): dude
SmarterChild (8:59:07 PM): Dude!