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Apr. 3rd, 2003
The Funniest Joke Ever
Apr. 3rd, 2003 09:41 amLesbian Sex Frogs! Only $20 each!
A beautiful young lesbian answers a classified ad in the local GLBT Times in search of an exotic pet. The ad reads: Lesbian Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly calls the number, and, assured of the validity of the advertisement, rushes over to the pet store to purchase her frog. Looking around to see if anybody's watching her, she whispers softly to the women behind the counter, "I'll take one." The woman smiles shyly at the girl, packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
> > > 1. Take a shower.
> > > 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
> > > 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
> > > 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store. "So, the girl calls the pet store. The women says, "I did have some complaints earlier today. Be patient, and I'll be right over."
Within fifteen minutes, the woman is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes her in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The women, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
A beautiful young lesbian answers a classified ad in the local GLBT Times in search of an exotic pet. The ad reads: Lesbian Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).
The girl excitedly calls the number, and, assured of the validity of the advertisement, rushes over to the pet store to purchase her frog. Looking around to see if anybody's watching her, she whispers softly to the women behind the counter, "I'll take one." The woman smiles shyly at the girl, packages the frog and says, "Just follow the instructions carefully." The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:
> > > 1. Take a shower.
> > > 2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
> > > 3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
> > > 4. Crawl into bed and put the frog down "there".
She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says, "If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store. "So, the girl calls the pet store. The women says, "I did have some complaints earlier today. Be patient, and I'll be right over."
Within fifteen minutes, the woman is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes her in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and the damn thing just sits there." The women, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says:
"Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to do this one more time!"
